Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Reasons To Give Retirement Gifts

Whether you knew the future retiree in passing or know him/her over random coffee conversations, it is often appropriate to give one a retirement gift. It is a wonderful gesture which will be appreciated all the more if the giver and retiree did not spend significant time together. It also helps when giving a retirement gift improves one’s image in the company (wink, wink).

But there are more reasons why you should give gift to future retirees, let us look at some of them:

Improve Connections

Going to a retirement party is one of the most opportune times to improve one’s connections, especially if both you and the retiree are handling businesses. The latter has spent years in this respective industry, gaining respect along the way and of course, has built a good set of personal contacts along the way. In his final day of work, it is sure that most of the important people in his contact list will be there.

Gaining an invitation to the party, and giving a gift will secure one that other people recognize him too as an important person in the retiree’s life and may give one a better chance of meeting new and probably helpful people.

Parties are the usual venue to meet and interact with new people; so don not worry about awkward situations and pauses in between conversations because this is the time where most people feel their best and have the natural inclination to talk to other people. So go out there, smile, impress and meet new people!

Show Your Fun Side and Improve Your Stock

Typically, co-workers know each other based on project performances, sales reports and contributions to the team. And after work, most people are reeling from the daily grind and usually are not up for a good chat and a drink or two. So when you’re in a retirement party, show that your skills aren’t limited in the board room.

Think of gags, pranks and jokes that will woo future partners and admirers so you will have that x-factor when the next interview comes along the way. Show that you’re not merely a mechanical, droll and ironically efficient bureaucrat. Branch out, make some new friends and show your confident and funny side.

It is important to present your other side so they would know that you’re the kind of businessperson who knows how to balance his priorities and still have fun. That kind of combination will win you future investors if ever you will venture into the topsy-turvy world of entrepreneurship.

Conclusion

There are tons of unintended opportunities when you simply give a retirement gift. Connections will be built and your reputation will likely improve. Just let your hair down in one of these parties and show that you resume isn’t limited to leadership and creative skills. Show your fun side and let them bask in your confidence and potential.

But also, do not forget about the importance of your gift. It has to be in line with his personality and interests. Classic examples are monogrammed golf sets and autographed basketballs. Whatever your gift, make sure it fulfills the basic requirements of a good retirement present and you’ll be ready to impress people and get opportunities in retirement parties.

Monday, May 17, 2010

An Overview of Retirement Gifts

The working person would sooner or later have to step down on the given task that he or she has been accustomed to. The work that has evolved into a job and eventually blossomed into a career became a part of the working person's lifestyle. Definitely, when that fateful day of ceasing the intended work arrives, the person would at least want to have something memorable to take home and be a reminder of all the years that passed. Retirement gifts would be the perfect thing to have. This would definitely be more than just money's worth.

Overview

There are many types of retirement gifts which reflect the manner of career the retiring person has experienced. These are then categorized in different manners according to the characteristic of its presentation.

A way to categorize retirement gifts is the industry from which the retiree came from.

May it be bad or good, the affinity of a retirement gift would be much more valuable if the gift itself is a manifestation of the work that was rendered service. For example, retiring army personnel would probably want to keep something which is related to the army. A doctor who is about to formally end his practice in the medical profession would most likely want to have a recognition party or perhaps a medically related thing with his name engraved on it to let everyone know that he was once part of the medical practice profession.

A retirement gift comes in two categories: A thing or something non tangible. The former may be a memento, memorabilia, plaque of recognition, trophy, or any other thing which may be kept and be shown to others to signify and indicate the retiree's service to a specific business endeavor. The latter is more of a one time event, but still eternal nonetheless such as a commemorative party, celebration or public salutation to let everyone know of the finished task. A combination of both would actually be better to fully complete the acknowledgement of a person's service and thus would make that person feel at worth.

Retirement gifts could also be categorized either as commercial or personal. Most would probably think that a personally created retirement gift would be more memorable and valuable, but a commercially acquired or created retirement gift would also hold the same amount of sentimental value to the retiree. In this case, commercial retirement gift such as pre-set parties or merchandise like a watch or the like could be imparted with the same amount of value by engraving the identity of the retiree onto it. The manner of "personalizing" a retirement gift transforms a commercially created gift into a personal one.


The Value

Retirement gifts should not be expensive though as the value is not equated to the amount of money that was spent in allowing it to manifest. The important thing in giving out retirement gifts is the amount of love and care that was put into getting it. Even if it would just be a small token or a simple party, the manner of how it would be presented is much more heartfelt.

Besides, the retirement gift's effect on the retiree's self esteem will not end after the actual presentation. As long as the retirement gift is remembered, all the work experience and the value to which it was done throughout the years will keep the retiree summoned up and eternally reminisced.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Ever Thought Of Giving A Tour for A Retirement Gift?

Imagine this: you find yourself sitting snugly in the back of a black cab in London, winding towards an unknown location. And when do you get to that secret workshop, the place where luxury watch-manufacturer Richemont is tweaking the last bits of their famed watches which are worth tens of thousands of pounds, each synthesized from the most exclusive and expensive materials available.

Secret tours like this are usually made for VIPs, but if you can stomach the costs that come with it, then this can make one of the best retirement gifts you can give.

Has anyone ever wondered how Dunhill cigarettes are blended or how Maserati designs their vehicles? With the right connections and ample amount of moolah, then one can get these once in a lifetime opportunities.

Why Expensive Tours?

Touring the secret workshops and factories of fabled brands like Omega and Aston Martin is simply a wonderful trip to the halls of history and culture. These brands always carry this certain regal quality to them, and getting to know the men and women behind them and how they share the founder’s vision and emotions when creating these masterpieces are simply priceless.

Nothing astounds man more than the feeling of discovery and appreciation. Witnessing how thousands of little pieces form together a luxurious watch that is precise in it’s telling of time and flirtatious in its aura is simply a breath-taking experience. The fact that you know something that most people don’t know, where the feeling of exclusivity simply takes one over is simply irreplaceable. Basically, it would make anyone feel privileged and special. That is the feeling one will find in these tours, and nothing else can match up to that.

Other Tours

If these kinds of tours are simply too hard on the bank account, then one can opt for tours in the traditional sense: trips to the Alpine or a cross-country odyssey in Europe. An example is the Tour de Mont Blanc, which a classic alpine route and one of the world’s most famed walks. It traverses the highest mountain in Western Europe and it also passes through France, Italy and Switzerland, all of which share the Mont Blanc Massif.

It isn’t entirely demanding, involving mainly moderate hiking through alpine villages and magnificent valleys. Not only that, one also has opportunity to experience the culture of the place, savoring the best food and wines of the region in commonplace alpine inns.

The treks last for about two weeks, starting from Geneva and ending in Chamonix. This is the kind of tour that most people never venture in, and giving a ticket to this trip will reawaken the adventurer in everyone, seeing the sights and sounds of only the best in Europe while feeling literally the breath of the world in the Alpines.

Conclusion

Whatever your choice for the perfect tour for the retiree, make sure it astounds him/her while keeping your budget in check. Yes, retirement gifts must be the best they possibly can, but it doesn’t mean that you’ll kill yourself for their happiness. It may be as simple as a ticket to European countries, where they can go to art galleries strategically placed in key cities.

There they can still appreciate the history humankind has built for himself.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Golfing Retirement Gifts

There is a common notion that golf is a common past time and sport of big shot entrepreneurs and businessmen. It also has a notion of being an exclusively elite sport, and not accessible by regular blue collared employees. However, this is not the real case as modernization and commercialization has brought these so called elite sports into the hands of the common worker.

This is because there need not be a sophisticated equipment to be acquired to make this happen. Unlike big game fishing and polo which needs a lot of resources to acquire a boat and a horse respectively, golfers just require a set of golf clubs, which are affordable. With this in mind, retirement gifts for golfers and aspiring ones are easier thought of.

Personal

Making retirement gifts in relation to golf personal is quite an easy task as you could easily accessorize the golfing equipment with items such as home made golf club pouches, and caddy covers. These can be crafted by knitting (that is if you are into knitting) or any similar craftsmanship requiring different materials.

Another idea is to tap into the fashion aspect of golfing which is to focus on the things worn by a golfer. You may even start setting a new trend in golfing apparel just by a good imagination and a timely combination of clothing design for your retiree.

The Usual

The most common and usual method of getting a retirement gift for golfers is to hop on to the nearest sports shop and get your retiree the things sold there. It may sound a little impersonal to just get the retiree a commercially sold gift but then this may prove really useful if the retiree is still starting to become a golfer. Definitely you would want to get him a golf club set first of all as this is the basic requirement to be able to play golf.

Furthermore, you may find what other things and accessories your retiree golfer may still need, and perhaps also contribute to your imaginative side on what things can be made to enhance the golfing equipment he may already have.

The commercially made golfing equipment is also a safe bet to acquire if you would want to make your retiree feel good and professional by having a named set of clubs, making him like a pro.

Gagged and Loaded

The fun part of choosing to give a gag gift instead is the novelty of such items to be created out of it. It also adds up to the lighter side of playing golf, have the golfer catch a few smirks and funny side comments from colleagues as they too are influenced and humored.

The gag gifts should be taken quite carefully as it may be a sensitive matter for some, especially those who are still starting out as newbie players. Gags as gifts in relation to golfing might be negatively taken and discourage or at least hinder their learning and progress as they are disturbed by the idea emphasized by the gag or joke given to them.

As for the veteran players who are already well adapted to the game, placement of a good gag gift on their retirement day would be quite lightening on their part as they would see golfing not necessarily as a way to relieve stress but to actually just have some fun and perhaps a little competition to whet the winning urge of an individual.

Retirement gifts for golfers are just a simple way to make your golfer friend enjoy life after career.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Retirement Gifts For Women

Most working women look forward to this day, when their superhuman endeavors come to a close. Days of juggling both work and being a good mother takes a toll on them. And most sons and daughters will always look up to them and wonder: “how in the world did they make it through?” With that said, a retirement gift should be in place for them. Something that rewards all the decades of hard work and it should be with that hint of sentimentality that makes it utterly priceless.

Tips

When it comes to gifts, women, of course, want something different from what men receive. They’re not into sports since it usually disrupts their delicate yet valuable nature. They want to be pampered rather then beaten up, so to speak.

A gift that fulfills this basic requirement is a yearlong membership to a spa. Those mesmerizing foot massages and that wonderful and endless feeling of bliss can already make the retiree jump for joy. Another is a gift basket. Let her rekindle her love affair with food and baking with AllOccasionBasketts.com’s selections that only feature the best quality apples, almonds, pears and a host of other fruits that sell for merely $90. You may also opt for their coffee basket that has two kinds of creamers, stir spoons and it also has tea cookies and bonbons.

You can also opt for the universal weakness of women: chocolate. In the internet, chocolat.com offers personalized mahogany boxes which you may engrave with anything you want and of course, has wonderful Swiss chocolates which may be handcrafted into anything that seems appropriate (the retiree’s favorite flower, perhaps?)

If you want the retiree to feel truly pampered, you may give her a roundtrip ticket across the world, letting her experience the rich cultures of other nations while staying in one of the most luxurious hotels in the world. And don’t forget the shopping opportunities!

One may also opt for jewelry, but that’s probably the most uninspired gift one could give, right?

Don’t Forget the Children

But a woman cannot fully embrace retirement if there is no assurance if her children’s financial future isn’t secure. As a son or daughter, make sure you bring that off her back because nothing worries a mother more than her children having a tough time. So, you may give all the wonderful things for her but don’t forget that your happiness is what she keeps thinking about. Make sure that you’re already having the time of your life and there’s simply nothing for her to worry about.

Conclusion

Unlike men, there are more gifts one can think of to make the woman retiree as pleased as possible. It all hinges on one theme: pamper her and make her feel privileged. Douse her with luxury; offer her only the best. These are the things one must keep in mind when giving a retirement gift for a woman.

One must remember that the feeling of love and privilege is the dream of every supermom. So when retirement finally comes for her, when all the sacrifices she did for her children and all the hard work she has done to secure the family’s finances, it should be a time when she begins to embrace and taste the best life can give.

There are tons of options you can take. You may give a ticket to the world or a lifetime membership to a spa. Whatever it is, make sure it takes her giggle like an innocent little girl once again.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Retirement Gifts For Military Personnel

Tradition

Military tradition is based on several centuries of honor and discipline, and has been imparted on each military personnel that has graced over the age-long existence. Year after year, new batches of fresh graduates from military academies begin a new frontier as soldiers. Each day as well, new veterans formally step down from active duty and also begin a new frontier as non-commissioned soldiers, living among civilians, enjoying a much more relaxed stated of living.

In stepping down from the service that a veteran has endured and enjoyed, a military retirement gift is going to be one of the best reminders of his life's service to the protection of his state.

Retirement gifts could be generically crafted as mementos such as blankets, pillows, mugs, plaques, guns, and maybe even watches and fountain pens, each with a personalized engraving of the name, designation and rank of the retiree. However, there is also the option of making the retirement gift more specific. What make retirement gifts colorful in this career are the varied branches of the armed forces.

Each specific armed forces branch has its own specialized brand of military service and has its own way of distinguishing itself from the others. The type of retirement gifts would also be different in each branch as it would denote the uniqueness of that branch's military tradition.

The Different Branches

There are basically four basic fields for the armed forces such as the Marines, Navy, Air Force, and the Army. These denote specific specializations for Amphibious, Sea, Air, and Land operations. Within these, more specialized and specific sub branches are made for a higher level of combat operations such as Green Berets, Snipers, Rangers, Airborne, Navy SEALs, and the like. Each of these categories boast its own identity as being the best among the best, and each veteran coming from each of these fields would definitely want something not less than what is best as they retire from active duty.

Retirement gifts for Navy retirees would have more of a Navy Feel to the souvenir if the object or thing would be about Boats, Gunships, or any part that would relate to these. The same goes for Air Force retirees, which would most appropriately be related to airplanes, bombs, a propeller, or the like. As for the ground forces, miniature scaled models of tanks, jeep, artillery, or guns make up most of the given retirement gifts.

What makes all these different branches come together though is a common gift given to all retiring personnel. This specific retirement gift not only holds all the information on the identity of such a retiree but also is imbibed with the honor and prestige of being in the armed forces itself known as a military ring.

This ring may just be an ordinary flashy piece of jewelry worn by people, but for the military, this is one of the most honor-distinguishing object other than a medal and formal recognition. This not only makes as a perfect retirement gift, but also a very valuable one in terms of being brought anywhere with the retiree.

Military again is based on honor and discipline, and until such time that a military man has already served his country, he would most definitely want to continue his pride and prestige in being part of the military workforce, with a military retirement gift such as a ring or a memorabilia.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Executive Retirement Gifts

For the elite people in the business industry, who have probably tasted the finer things in life, personalization is the key for the perfect retirement gift. It must be something that lets them remember their legacy in the corporation, where they had grinded it out for decades to get into the position of their dreams.

It must be related to their interests, where after successful deals and spot-on investments, where they relish in those activities that make them happy and fully human again. These two things are basic and necessary to help the former executives remember how they lived their lives, and of course, the one who thoughtfully gave it.

For the golfer

Nothing says leisure and passion more than the sport, golf. The demand of golf clubs, gloves and the like has soared over the years due to the advent of new industries like hedge fund investing and business solutions. More businesspeople simply mean more golfers since golf is the sport where most of them bond and get to know more about each other. Another evidence of which is that golf courses are becoming more commonplace in rising economies like China, where Mission Hills and many others are frequently advertised in sporting channels.

All it takes is some creativity. One can put their company logo, family seal or monogram in golf balls, markers, tees and golf bags to exude that certain kind of privilege only they can taste. And for those who love to bring along friends in the golf course, nothing says camaraderie more than personalized golf vests for the group of friends!

Also, in memorable tournaments with other golfers, a miniature personalized scoreboard print will also help bring out memories as much as photos do. With podium finishes and ranks immortalized, it will conjure up the spirit of competition and help the golfer (and other participants) again as if they’re playing and enjoying the sport right now.

Recreational Sports

Some executives spend their free time in casinos, where they flaunt their wealth and win more on the way. So to speak, such people live life on the fast lane, gaining and losing a lot as they go. For the perfect gift for these kinds of people, there should be items that represent his/her lifestyle, like a cigar personally blended or a cigar case and cutter with monograms. A customized card deck with logos that represent the retiree’s trade/industry can also be done for them.

One can also go for the classic expensive wine or champagne, where the taste of which reminds one, with its incomparable sparkle, of the good life. A 1787 Chateau Lafite, Cristal Brut and Clos du Mensil are on this list.

Letting these type of people taste privilege is integral to the perfect retirement gift for them. And cigar cases with monograms and expensive alcohol go a long way.

Conclusion

Nothing else reminds them of themselves and their lifestyles more than personalized items and things that represent their way of life. Giving these kinds of gifts to retiring executives hits it right on the spot; they should live their golden years the way they want it to be. And luxury and personalization will help you find the best retirement gift for them.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Firefighter Retirement Gifts

Valor is an integral aspect when it comes to choosing the right gift for the retiring firefighter. Almost every single day, they risk their lives in often-dangerous situations in their career. So in their final day in service, the retiree must be honored as much as possible for his/her commitment to the job and we must let them know that he/she is appreciated.

Tips

As much as possible, the gift must be related to firefighting as the retiree has practically given his heart and soul into saving people in danger. But the gift shouldn’t be merely serious. There are lots of products on the web that offer firefighter retirement gifts ranging from the inspirational to the outright silly. Examples are the Fireman’s Prayer embedded on towels and carpets or maybe a pocket watch with the Firefighter symbol engraved on the reverse side of the watch.

But if you want to make the retiree truly feel like a hero, charms and medals should be on the way. In retirementgifts.com, 14K gold cross charms are available and personalized honorary medals. There are also Flag Maltese coins and Fire Chief Gold and Silver coins available on firefighter.com. One may also opt for classic retirement gifts like sculpted pewter moneyclips, mugs and limited-edition chrome lighters.

Or you can add a twist to your firefighter retirement gifts like a little autograph on the cap or probably a customized bobble head doll featuring the retiree. A polo shirt with a monogram is also a good choice. The possibilities are endless. All one needs is a pocket full of imagination.

One may also give a tribute magazine to the retiree, where it chronicles the firefighter’s highlights in his career and probably with some testimonials from friends, colleagues and family.

Thinking Forward

Firefighters are typically active people, so good retirement gifts may be also items that promote a hobby. A good choice is tool sets if the retiree loves to tweak automobiles. Or you may also give a golf set with a firefighter’s logo stitched on the golf bag to encourage him to take up sports and stay active and healthy. With that said, also include on the list, tennis and squash rackets.

You may also pique the retiree’s interest in history, giving him gifts about firefighting and some antique materials related to the retiree’s profession. Whatever your choice may be, it is sure to let you have the retiree’s appreciation.

Conclusion

But given all these options to work with, one must keep into mind that when choosing a retirement gift, you should take into account the retiree’s personality and hobbies. If he/she is the type who loves sports, take that angle. If he/she is a bit vain, then plaques and customized trophies should be in place. But if you and the retiree are mainly acquaintances but you want to give him/her a gift anyway, then classics such as coffee-table books featuring the retiree or special medals and coins are favorites.

Whatever you will choose as a gift, make sure that you recognize how you value the retiree’s contribution to society. Firefighting is a demanding profession that needs a lot of commitment, and a gesture as simple as giving a towel with a firefighter’s logo could suffice as a retirement gift.

Keep that in mind, and your gift-giving woes shall be gone.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Home Made Retirement Gifts That Get You Laughing

Home Made Is Economical

On the process of choosing what gift to give on a retiree's special day, you may have finally decided to give him something that you think is quite special in a way that you are the one who is going to make it. You may be thinking that by making such a funny home made retirement gift, you would be able to bring a little bit of laughter to the ideally sad retirement event and at the same time save yourself a bit of cash. You may also put the idea of home made in a perspective of a utilitarian and consider the act itself as geared toward the greater good, which is in this context both of you for benefiting.

Home Made Is Personal

What is good about a retirement gift as being home made is that it becomes more personal than anything bought off the common marketplace or online. Having to create a personal work of progress shows more value and effort put into such a retirement gift. For a recipient who values the aesthetic value as well as the sentimental value of things, he will be able to appreciate a home made retirement gift more than those which were commercially made. Having a retirement gift as personally crafted also becomes an expression of the giver's concern and love for the creation of the item itself. With an added concept of being laced with humor, a funny home made retirement gift becomes an extension of the creator's sense of humor itself.

Home Made Is Unique

For example, if the creator wishes to create a funny retirement gift such as a knitted shirt with a slogan "RETIRING to bed tonight" to be given and worn by the retiree during the retirement event would definitely catch a few chuckles from the guests, perhaps even from the boss. By doing so, not only have you advertised your sense of creativity and good nature to everyone else other than the recipient of your gift, you also have made it known among them that you have creativity and a sense of value for uniqueness.

Home Made Is Perfect For The Home

One distinguishing idea in creating a funny home made retirement gift is that it is lighthearted in its own value since it wishes to bring out a smile with the retiree and whoever gets to see the gift. Also bear in mind that whatever you are going to create for the retiree, it has to adhere to the notion that there wouldn’t be any issues, especially sensitive ones which will be violated because of an incorrectly placed joke or remark on the gift. A home made retirement gift is safe to create with the idea that it would be for home use.

Home Made Is Priceless

Another good thing about a funny home made retirement gift is that its uniqueness is its own value, which is definitely priceless. Like any work of art, any retirement gift that has been hand crafted and given to another person is similar to giving a part of the person to another as a parting gift and to be part of the new person's life. The idea of giving a part of one's self to another through self expression of concern, acknowledgement, and love makes not just any retirement gift but any gift priceless.

Two things to bear in mind when giving funny home made retirement gifts: self humor and creativity.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Retirement Gifts for YOU!

From day one, everyone looks forward to retirement, that day where they can finally let go of the stresses of the daily grind and spend their leisurely days traveling, reading and basically having fun. As compared to previous generations, we have longer life spans so we all expect our golden years to be fulfilling and rewarding.

Instead of waiting for people to help you plan your retirement, you should do it yourself. Although retirement planning is probably one of the most draining activities where one spends loads of time perusing over financial and brokerage statements, benefits brochures and insurance policies. One does this in terms of the benefits of long term planning: if one retires earlier, he/she will think and anticipate less on government-funded plans which only gives a pittance of a pension and focus more on the beauty of life.

Why Retirement Planning is Necessary

Obviously, retirement planning isn’t all about numerous hours of stress by chugging down numbers and analyzing mutual funds: it’s about fixing and deciding how you will live the final years of your life. If one can balance financially and plan fully on a retirement plan, rest assured that your future is secure.

But remember that retirement planning isn’t a singular activity. It is something that stretches forth to decades, spanning your 30s, 40s and 50s. In every decade, one must rethink their strategies since you are inching closer and closer to retirement, thus one must forgo risky investments and go to bonds and reliable mutual funds as the years pass by.

Build the Right Retirement Plan

A retirement plan must be suited to your risk tolerance and apparent need for cash when retirement comes. If you prefer a general 401(k) that has a good balance of everything, you may go for equal amounts of low-risk bonds and riskier stocks or you may also opt for an assortment of mutual funds that both have high-risk and low-risk funds.

Generally, risk tolerance is congruent to one’s age. If you are on your 20s or early 30s, you may opt for a more stock-saturated mutual fund in the hope of getting a good return because of the added risk stocks give. If ever the worst comes and you face some declines in the stock market, you still have a good 20 to 30 years to compensate for the losses.

On the other hand, if one is teetering on the 40s or 50s, it is necessary that one must go low-risk in his/her investments. One’s mutual funds must now be concentrated more on low-risk government bonds, which virtually assure no losses and minimum gain, if there will be no huge political crisis, of course.

If one follows this general age/risk rule, then one has better chance that one has an ample amount of cash to spend on the pleasures of life when retirement age finally comes.

Conclusion

One has always dreamt of traveling the world, playing golf all day and enjoying the best life can give. But one cannot do all that while working away in the office. Therefore one must give importance to the rising necessity of building a retirement plan.

It is probably as stressful as work itself, but if you can carry all that heap of information and mix it into the delicacy that is a finely tailored retirement plan, then rest assured that your dream of tasting and relishing the best of life is definitely reachable by 65.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Retirement Gag Gifts

Retiring does not mean that a person has to end the fun times, pun intended with what he has come to live by in his everyday existence. It also does not have to be a moment of sadness because of the formal ceasing of work. A retiring event can be as much fun as any other celebrated occasion. One way to make sure that such a retirement incident is kept fun and retains its fun is to make sure that all aspects of the retirement process are serviced with a smile or a funny and heartwarming cause. Retirement gag gifts may be utilized in this manner to provide an added pun and fun for both the retiree and the guests celebrating his retirement.

Pranks For Less Stress

Associated with work throughout the years are the different stressors which have made the work experience complete but tiring nonetheless. A well themed retirement gag gift would definitely relieve those bad moments in the retiree's career. Furthermore, the retirement gag gift would be a lighter alternative of implicating a farewell gift for the person from his work.

More Work, More Pranks

It is a good idea to counter the stress garnered from a retirement by placing a theme which openly and blatantly speaks of his work and gives a clean ridicule or laugh about it. This way, the retiree could think of his work experience as something to look back to and have a chuckle or two about it. This would give a sense of accomplishment to the individual and would therefore help him in moving on, ending a career chapter in his life and starting a new life as a beneficiary of his life's work.

Pranks in these manner may be indicated on the different items and memorabilia which may be placed on them. For example, a retiree coming off from years of police service may be given a token of a gag gift in the form of a customized water gun which looks like a replica of the service pistol firearm that he had during service. Another could be a rocking chair with a slogan saying "Too young to rock this chair". What ever the retirement gag gift may be, what is important is the message behind the item that would be funny.

Life Begins After Retirement

Probably you have heard of the saying "Life begins at 40". Some other similar slogans would indicate a different age. What better way to start this "Life" as they call it with a hearty laugh or a glowing disposition? Some of the retirement gag gifts which could be of use in relation to the types of activities that the retiree will be engaging in.

An avid golfer would have more time now to spend with his favorite sport, and retirement gag gifts may be part of his new experience in focused golfing by giving him a golf club designed specifically to cut grass so that even when he is just in his lawn maintaining his garden or the like, he could still have a few chuckles as he swings the gag gift at the grass.

The amount of laughs and gags are only limited by the imagination, and each person's idea of a gag is different. Just be careful though of not being too brutally mischievous in giving a person a retirement gag gift as it may hurt that person if not properly given or thought of.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Where To Search For Retirement Gifts

The Ask, The Task

The problem and the hassle of finding the right retirement gift haunt even the most capable of gift givers. For one, gifts for the retiree have to be appropriate. It also has to be timely and with meaning. It even gets more complicated if the one who will be giving does not have any idea on what to give in the first place. In addition to that, the place on where to get the item also pose a problem as to instances when the supply or the item is out of stock and nowhere to be found in the local neighborhood.

Actual Mall

The most common option for any retirement gift hunter is to head to the nearest boutique, novelty store, or have them both in a mall. The local mall is perhaps the most practical place to find stuff to be bought as retirement gifts. In a good sized mall, merchandise as well as shops for customization may be found. Furthermore, there is a good chance to find something worth buying as a retirement gift here due to the rate of merchants and sellers to actually sell their wares here because of the high volume of potential buyers.

Another good thing about a mall is that one gets to have the convenience of walking around the well ventilated and air conditioned construct. Also, the mall is a secure place to wander about without worrying about bad elements.

Though a bazaar is also a good place to find for gifts, the inconvenience of shopping in an open setting and hotter environment may be of concern.

Virtual Mall

With the modern technological advancement in telecommunications and processing, browsing and windows shopping has been made possible with the internet. One may conveniently browse the different items that are available online without having to leave the house. Anyone can now go online and seek for any item that may have been conceived by anyone and marketed commercially and virtually.

This method of browsing and shopping online is a good alternative than manually wasting time driving to the mall and getting caught up in the long line at the atm machine, only to find out that the machine has just gone offline. Even if you have credit cards to use in the actual mall, these same pieces of plastic cards may be used in online transactions should you finally decide on what to get as a retirement gift.

Just be wary of keeping your credit card details secure by checking the credibility of the online store. Otherwise, you may end up throwing away good money for a non existent retirement gift.

Get Lost, Find More

For those who have all the time in the world to go out and explore what the world has to offer as exotic and unique gifts which may be customized and be made personal, one unorthodox method of finding gifts would be to just get lost in a neighboring town or city and check their wares there. Who knows what item you may stumble upon and find it interesting enough to give as a retirement gift. Furthermore, you may find some other useful stuff for yourself too.

The secret to find retirement gifts is a combination of luck, time, and a well placed order on something which you have set your eyes upon.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Retirement Gifts For The Corporate World

The Moment Of It All

Reaching a good age for retiring, an employee may he be of the common position or a higher management type of position would want to have something glamorous and worthy of safekeeping after his years of service with a corporation. Even before being assimilated into a corporation, the employee has been constantly acquiring gifts, rewards and benefits during certain years of rendered service or perhaps when the personnel has contributed something significant to the company's growth and stature.

One of the benefits which are given to any deserving employee at the end of his career is a hefty lump of cash from the different policies such as retirement, back tax, and other similar benefits. Another is a memento which signifies the person's affiliation with the company which gives prestige and honor.

Looking at a corporation as a big family of colleagues, each with an assigned task and designation to fully implement the tasks to efficiently keep the company's mode of operations at optimum, the retiree would want to have something he is able to feel proud of and be shown to others.

What Not

Of course it wouldn't be wise to give the retiree something that would be anything like the things he had during service that would suggest more work to be delegated. Some of these things may be referred to as a desk, a work chair, or a filing desk. Even if these are customized and made of the most expensive materials, it would not be that practical and wise since what you would want the retiree to feel is that he is now rewarded with a big sum of cash to spend on pure leisure and enjoyment. Well, unless these not-to items are to be given as prank gifts, then a good suggestion would be to refrain from it altogether.

Say It In Crystal

Corporate gifts usually would be best characterized in pristine and glamorous pieces of memorabilia. A good material to use is crystal. Crystal has been used ever since as a form of luxury and finesse.

A good idea to have is to present a corporate retirement gift in a crystal dining set, which would allow the retiree to dine in style with his loved ones, especially now that he will be spending most of the time with his beloved family.

Another crystal idea is to present a replica of the building as a form of figurine which would show the glamour and the majesty of the structure that the employee has rendered his skills and talent over the decades. Of course, one has to consider first if the real model of the building itself shows majesty and grandeur.

A safe idea would be to present the corporate retiree with crystal chess set, complete with personalized and handcrafted chess pieces. This would spark the royal thinking and strategic mind of the retiree even after he is off with battling stocks and corporate deals and assignments.

Say It In Brass

Other than crystal, a retiring employee may also want to be presented with items in brass. These brass items would be in the form of jewelry such as a company ring, or cufflinks which may be used in formal gatherings to add to the added formal recognition and affiliation with the company.

Whatever the preference of the retiree may be, corporate retirement gifts speak only of one thing: affiliation.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Unique Personal Retirement Gifts

Make It Personal

Retirement gifts are part of a global tradition for the different industries to acknowledge the service of any worker or personnel, a company official, employee, or perhaps even a trustee. It is a way of showing a career person his worth and acknowledging what he has done for the maintenance of the company. It is also an added bonus for employees to work hard to be able to stay in the company for a longer period of time.

Companies and colleagues alike give out retirement gifts as a final commemoration of someone's work portfolio. Nevertheless, the kind of retirement gifts is not limited by anything, but is instead flexible to be as unique as possible. Unique retirement gifts are anything but personally made or crafted.

Uniqueness Equals Non Conformity

For one, uniqueness of such a retirement gift should be considered as not commonly acquired in the commercial market, ordered from a third party manufacturing agency, or given to any other retiree from previous and even present retirement parties in an institution.

A unique retirement gift should be the first item of its kind in terms of tag, item type, occurrence of being given, or award. Furthermore, being unique in the simplest sense, the retirement gift should also exude some sort of distinguished prestige for a specific accomplishment of service. This would not only allow the retiree to personally claim that such a gift was meant for only one, but also raise self esteem for the self as well as others as they work hard to achieve such recognition.

In line with recognition, this is one of the most probable reasons for creating a unique retirement gift. A personally crafted gift makes it gain an identity that it has been crafted not by any commercial means but with the individual's effort and passion in going through the trouble of making one.

Most probably, it may not be as extravagant as a car or a golf club, or anything of that sort which would require such complex machinery and equipment to create, but personally crafted unique retirement gifts could be anything, given the proper resources. Ever wonder why limited-edition, and order-based cars are so expensive and valuable? It is because these cars were crafted not in the industrial assembly line but are custom built, which adds up to the aesthetic and face value.

Personal Touch

What makes unique retirement gifts nicer and more valuable than any other extravagant commercial gifts is the personal touch. Even a kid who has no idea of such extravagance and complexity of creating lavish gifts or even acquiring them could still create a simple gift, by his own means, and present it as a retirement gift.

It never is limited by the sole occasion alone. Retirement gifts are classified as such only because it speaks of an event of a worker that he is formally stepping down from work. The gift's essence in itself is pure and simple in the sense that it is a thing worth keeping. Nonetheless, unique retirement gifts is a combination of a pure intention to acknowledge someone's work service and the parting of something worth keeping.

Uniqueness is only limited by the imagination. Even still, once a person has started to think of an idea of what to give a retiree by heart has already started to imbibe a personal touch to the unique retirement gift.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Retirement Jokes

Most people approach retirement in a gloomy countenance. They approach it as if it is a surrender to the hands fate and debilitation of the body. So it is important that one will help them realize that it is something to be accepted since it is an inevitable stage in one’s life. But how can one do that? It’s simple: poke fun at retirement.

Retirement jokes, like ones said on speeches are popular. Speeches tend to become emotional that it hinges every one in the room in a state of gloom and sympathy. But one can raise the bar in retirement jokes (without insulting the retiree, of course).

Examples

In addition to talking about the wonderful moments the speaker has shared with the retiree, he/she can add something that will lighten up the atmosphere. One may give a stone slab, which has inscriptions on it, “in advance”. Friends may also joke and call the retiree “grandfather” whenever the latter tries to reprimand the former in a conversation can also help lighten the mood. But don’t overdo it, of course.

Other gags that might be of interest is a wig with an unusual color like pink or purple, a follow up item to the joke that he may need a wig in the future. If he, in an inexplicable moment, declines it, say: “okay, then wear a paper bag instead if you get bald”. Always be ready whenever jokes don’t succeed; so keep those backup jokes ready!

Believe it or not, some service providers also write and sell personalized retirement speeches with witty jokes after understanding the personality and interests of the retiree. These companies usually add jokes about the retiree’s profession.

If one cannot find enough retirement jokes, a little visit to the bookstore can help a great deal. There are joke books that cover a wide range of topics, one of which is retirement. A little scan here and there will help inspire the reader if he/she isn’t the natural comedian. These may also be good retirement gifts as well, helping the retiree have a good laugh in one of those boring Tuesday afternoons.

There are also a lot of websites available on the net that provide a lot of jokes and free retirement e-books like retirement-quotes.com. The e-books that they have range from the “200 best things said about retirement” to “retirement wisdom you won’t get from your financial advisor”.

Conclusion

There is a lot of leeway one has on inserting jokes in a retirement party. If you know someone who is coming near to retirement, you can send an email or two which has retirement quotes like “retirement is when everyday is Saturday” and “retirement: goodbye tension, hello pension!” It is a good gesture and gives off the sense that you know what the future retiree is going through. Again, keep the retiree (future or not) off tension as much as possible and make him/her anticipate retirement with smile and not with a sigh as much as possible.

And when the retirement party does come, keep the same lighthearted approach, inserting jokes here and there and probably some gags like the ones said above. Not only will the retiree will be less fussy about retirement, he/she will focus more about the people who kept him happy on that bittersweet day, especially the one who gave him that weird pink wig.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Homemade Retirement Gag Gifts

Homemade gag gifts for retirement is a wonderful way to spice up the usual retirement gift giving process by adding some personal touch to a gift. By incorporating a sense of expression by yourself as the giver, you are then able to transform a normal retirement gift into an eternal gift which will be remembered very well.

Let Your Imagination Do The Thinking

The whole process of a homemade gag gift for retirement starts off with an imagination. This imagination is not only geared towards knowing what to create but to incorporate all other considerations, in which case should also be included with humor and is relevant to the personality or the preference of the recipient.

A good imagination definitely places a good plan on a desired homemade gag gift as a retirement gift. For example, a sound imagination may be able to produce a plan to make a homemade necktie with the inscription "Not Retired, Just a Homebody". Again, the key to starting a good plan to make a good homemade gag gift is an active imagination.

Let Your Humor Do The Talking

After you have decided what item to create, the next thing to do is to inject the item with a sense of humor either in words or in the manner in which it is created. Humor is the unique and distinguishing mark on a homemade gag gift for retirement. This is because humor is the essence of self expression of a human being especially when it comes to its application as gags on others. The specific joke may be the same as stated by two people, but the manner of delivery and the idea of who it came from differ as a factor regarding personality is considered.

Another thing about applying humor on a retirement gift does not necessarily have to be what you found funny. It has to be relevant, with a good punch line, and timely for the occasion. Remember that the humor is not for you but instead for the recipient of your retirement gift.

In this case, let your mind off in thinking critically of technicalities and details of how to please the person whom you will be giving your gift. Let your mind loose this time and tap into your crazy side.

Let Your Hands Do The Walking

After you have picked the perfect humor for the retirement gift, it is now time to implement and apply some skill and talent in creating. When creating, always bear in mind that you are again expressing yourself now in terms of your utility side; that which makes up of your skills in actualizing your physical self to move in coordination to create something out of nothing.

Many people dread at this stage in doing something home made because of apprehensions and pre set notions that anything that they will create will not be as good as that sold commercially. Though it may be true that the commercially marketed items are made by machine and exhibit consistency and accuracy, your so-called "substandard" proportioned homemade gift is still more valuable as it is the only one made as of the moment. Ever thought how limited edition items are sold at a higher price? This is the perspective that you would want to start with to encourage yourself.

If your concern is the aesthetic beauty of what you will be creating, just remember that you are creating something not to be ogled and wondered at but to be given a light twist. Your homemade gag gift for retirement is meant to get the chuckles and hilarity of the recipient an nothing else beyond that.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Retirement Gifts For The Machinist

Machinists are those people who are engaged in a variable work description which ranges from operating mechanical machineries to electronic machineries and robotics to create a specific item with precision and consistency. Usually, these machinists are tasked to create only a specific part of a bigger item like a door of a car or even just the knob of a door. Nevertheless, they are those who interact with sophisticated and medium built machineries to produce the necessary component.

As these machinists retire from work, they would most probably still be craving to do similar tasks as that when they were still working in the factory. Retirement gifts for machinists would also most probably be related to machineries or anything that pertains to their hobby, which in this case would most likely be crafting.

Know What They Like

Though it doesn't really and necessarily follow that the hobbies or off-work habits of these machinists are woodworking or machine crafting, it is a good start to know and project a gift that would at least start as something that they usually work with. One has to know the retiree to know what industry these retiring machinists would be coming from.

A retiree machinist who works in a car assembly factory may have a different training background with certain machines as to that who works with machines in a dry dock facility. Though both would be engaged in steel works and heavy machine equipment, the nature of the specific item being created would have different effects for the retiree's preference as a gift.

Know To Identify Their Specific Hobby

In addition to the nature of the retiree's machine related operation, knowing the nature of the specific hobby of the retiree would definitely help place a well valued and practical retirement gift for a machinist. For example, a machinist who has a home based hobby of wood carving would find a retirement gift of a good quality chisel set, or a new working table as a valuable present.

It may also be that the same machinist has a totally different hobby as compared with working with machineries. It may be that the retiree's hobby involves something less strenuous such as painting or even knitting. It may sound funny to realize the extreme opposing activities existing in a single person but it is possible.

The last thing you want to realize is that you have presented a retiree with a gift which looks like work being brought home.

Know What They Still Need

Another thing to consider is to know what they really need. It may destroy the element of surprise in giving not just retirement but with any kind of gifts but it would be much more practical and economical. It would be economical in the sense that there wouldn’t be any money gone to waste by guying something that the retiree wouldn’t be able to use afterwards.

Another benefit of knowing the need of a retiree is to be able to properly complement the exact wishes of the recipient of your retirement gift. Also, if you really don’t want to spoil the element of surprise, you may ask a relative or a close colleague of his who knows his likes and needs. This way, you may get additional ideas on how to make such a retirement gift be a well placed gift.

Retirement gifts for machinists need not be mechanical or anything near sophisticated. It may be the most common of things or retain its complex characteristic which the machinist retiree has been accustomed to for many years. What ever the gift may be, the point on making a gift for machinists memorable and valuable is to make sure that it is something useful and meaningful.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Planning a Guy's Retirement Party

A guy undergoing a retirement will most probably be seeking for some sort of adventure even after he has stepped down from the hustle and bustle of everyday work. It is most typically associated with the testosterone that flows through a man's system that put him in constant search for new things to conquer, and new ideas to explore. Fun gifts for a guy's retirement party must catch the interest of the retiree and inspires him to try out the new concept behind a gift's purpose.

Relive The Puberty Days

During high school days, boys (as they are not yet fully pledged men by then) had been engrossed in several things such as rock and roll, paintball or airsoft, and the like. We will leave out girls in this concept as most of these retires would already have a loving wife and kids to complete them.

Nevertheless, puberty days of these retirees have been lived out with much enthusiasm and energy that these fun days of the past will definitely be missed much unless someone brings back all those well remembered days. What better way to do this but to reintroduce them as a retirement gift? This time, a retiree will not have any trouble allocating time and effort to these activities since they have no more obligations with work to stop them from focusing on these leisure activities.

You may impart a gift such as an electric guitar for a retiree who has been engaged in a school band during his childhood, or maybe a good airsoft rifle to a retiree who has been an enthusiast of the said sport.

Boys Will Be Boys

Gifts for boys go even way beyond the puberty stage. This concerns a pastime of the retiree when he was still a kid. Now that he is already free to do what he wants without the unnecessary repercussions of clashing with work, he may already start with hobbies that speak of the inner boy's heart in him. Such gifts include collections of certain memorabilia, computer games and similar electronic gadgets, and more collections of things.

You may start him off by giving him a starter set of an interest he had during childhood such as figurines of collectible items like superheroes, even the comic books of his favorites, a computer gaming console to whet his boyish appetite for fun and relaxation, or perhaps remote controlled toys. As for the latter, you may step up the notch a bit for such remote controlled toys by upgrading the model into an airplane, helicopter, or a speedboat instead of the usual car models he had during childhood.

Toys For The Big Boys

As for those who don't want to regress back to the past, a retrograde concept would be another option. Though items in this category may be a little bit expensive, these are long lasting and would justify the rewards that the retiree should have acquired for spending time and effort throughout the years.

Toys for the big boys would be in the forms of vehicles and machineries such as garage crafting equipment, or the ever popular automobile and motorbikes. The macho image of a guy retiree would be manifested as he is presented with a motorbike. Nothing beats to having one of these babies clipped under the legs of a biker for that added tough guy look.

Furthermore, these toys for the big boys are just what these fellows need to augment and amplify their ever present testosterone flowing in them. Fun gifts for a guy's retirement party definitely would be fun if the gift sparks anything that would speak of their being a man and living up to it.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

French Retirement Gifts

French Retirement Gifts are quite a unique way in spicing up any retirement gifts on any occasion. Especially those who are fond of anything that speaks of French or the like will definitely get a kick out of admiring and appreciating such a retirement gift.

French retirement gifts have this certain feel to it that makes anything with its influence a gift of appreciation and passion. It may be because of the nature and French culture which is also imbibed on anything related to it.

Say It With Love

What better way to show your appreciation than to show some love on your gifts? A French gift's theme of rich culture and heritage that gives French inspired gifts their unique identity surely will extend your affection and add up to just mere formalities of gift giving.

Some French Inspiration

There are several ways to identify and correctly impart a gift bearing a French inspiration. To start off, a good concept to consider is something that can be used in the home for the projected long hours of home stay after a retirement. In line with this, one of the most popularly associated French items is kitchenware. French cutlery in fine brass, silver, or gold is an excellent option to give especially to a retiree who is into a little bit of sophistication in lifestyle, in this particular case dining.

Another option to think about is French wines and similar liquor made and fermented in the lush green hills and vineyards of France. Any of the more distinguished wine brands from France boast the richness of their wines as they have been brewed for decades to perfection. Giving your retiree one of these surely will be like honoring him of his aging to near perfection in terms of work experience and being wise as similar to that of how wine from France is made.

For added pizzazz to the exquisite taste in wine, you may opt to add in several barwares to complement it. French crystal ware, especially that of champagne glasses, and the like is a welcome sight as it exudes a level of finesse and class in its category.

Another good addition of a retirement gift for home use is draperies. Curtains and other home clothing with French design is always a good taste to that that is into French home decorating. Giving a new twist in the ambience of a retiree's home by making it French or European at least in design is quite nice both for the owner of the house and gusts as well.

One of the most popular items associated with France and French design are jewelries. Elaborate designs in silverware as well as gold, fixed with a gem, and finalized with an inscription in French or custom words tops almost anything else.

Of course French retirement gifts are not limited to the items and things that can be acquired off the market. There is still the option of always giving something worth remembering for a very long time…a travel package and tour to France itself and enjoy the sights and wonders of Paris like the Eiffel tower, or the French Riviera, or even the Arc de Triomphe.

Let the love and friendship that is France be part of your French retirement gift plan to make your retiree's new life as a retiree memorable and also full of love.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Retirement Gifts For The Fisherman

Fishing may be considered to be both a career and a hobby. For those working in the fishing industry, the person could be the one managing such a fishing company, or be out there in the sea hauling the fish as bountiful harvests. For those just enjoying the thrill of fishing, the person could be a simple small-time fisherman by the lake, river, or perhaps a big-game enthusiast and goes out into the open sea to catch huge types such as Marlins or Swordfishes.

What ever the type of fishing endeavor a person engages in, retirement gifts for the fisherman at heart is one of the most rewarding and memorable gifts to be given.

Thinking about what to give to someone involved in fishing maybe harder to fish than real ones. However, here are some guidelines on what type of items could best fit as a good fisherman retirement gift.

For The Hobbyist

As mentioned, the fisherman who goes fishing as a hobby is not dedicated to fishing for work or career. The retiree in this context has another career and just fishes to relieve some of the work related stress, or pass time for leisure. The personal preferences of the retiree should be taken into consideration.

For the hobbyist who likes to fish for freshwater fishes, he would be more accustomed and affiliated with certain types of fish like freshwater trout, bass, and the like. His equipment would also be customized to suit freshwater fishing like a smaller rod, lighter grade for the string, accessories and much more.

A good way to know what to give a hobbyist fisherman on his retirement from work is to check what seems to be lacking in his equipment. It doesn’t hurt to take a quick peek at his fishing gear, research some off the internet for similar fishing equipment, and acquire it. A personal touch to add some engravings of the retiree's name on the gift should definitely add more pizzazz and value to a retirement gift. If you feel generous, a whole kit would even be a blast.

For The Career Man

The professional fisherman acquires fishes in a different manner. The fishing pole is not the primary utility of such a career man, but instead employs the use of large fishing nets and boats to reel in fishes by the bulk. Usually, a professional fisherman is doing his specialization in the middle of the sea wherein, such equipments and resources are both available.

Thinking of a nice retirement gift to a professional fisherman may be flexibly thought of as depending on the retiree's sentiments and preference. A good plan to get as a retirement gift would be fishing memorabilia like a personalized engraved cast model of the ship he has been riding in, or perhaps anything that would memorialize his spent years in providing the needed fish for everyone.

Another is to provide a quick deviation from the saltwater fishing towards a freshwater type of fishing. This new frontier in fishing would add some curiosity and interest for the retiring fisherman and try out personalized fishing in a freshwater environment. This variety in fishing is most probably going to add some excitement and zeal.

In this manner, a fishing pole and fishing kit would be the most logical and concrete retirement gift. Fisherman retirement gifts are given to maintain and keep the passion of fishing even after a retiree has lessened his load for fishing.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Retirement Gifts For Him

Unlike women, who prefer lifetime membership at spas or having a ticket in a trip across the world, men simply have different tastes when it comes to retirement gifts. Unlike the opposite sex, who wants to be pampered and to be bathed by luxury, men simply want something that affirms their virility.

They want nothing more than to be a young and energetic young man again, where they can play sports all day and eat anything they want without thinking of the health risks associated with it. So to speak, a good retirement gift must make them almost relive those moments.

Tips

When it comes to sports, nothing says “still playable by old people” other than the century-old sport, golf. So gifts like personalized golf sets (if he’s left handed, give a customized golf set for left-handed men), monogrammed golf balls and gloves are perfect gifts not only to encourage him to be active once again, it also helps when it contributes to his declining health.

If golf sets are a tad too expensive, you may opt for squash or tennis racquets along with customized polo shirts with the family logo (if they have one). What is important is that you rekindle the sports loving gent inside of him. These kind of gifts always work—has anyone heard of a man who doesn’t watch ESPN or isn’t addicted to Monday night Football or Friday night Basketball?

A good alternative to sports-related gifts are expensive alcohol. The brands don’t have to be too extravagant. A huge bottle of J&B or the commonplace Blue Label Johnnie Walker may suffice. It is always good to let him remember the good old times in the bar where he and his friends can do no better than drink the night away. But giving these kinds of gifts doesn’t mean you’re promoting that again, most men have a wine or alcohol collection stored away in a cabinet, or for the true aficionado, cabinets.

Or it could be as simple as planning a retirement/”bachelor” party for him, where he could simply have a good time with friends, chatting and drinking the night away and enjoying their other company at the gentlemen’s club.

No matter what your gift may be, make sure that is true to the fact that it’ll make the retiree feel as young as possible.

Alternatives

With these general guidelines, it doesn’t necessarily mean that one should forsake personalized gifts. One should always take into account the personality and interests of the retiree. If he loves to read about current events and blogs about it in the internet, then probably a lifetime subscription to The Economist or The Wall Street Journal will be a perfect fit for him. One mustn’t forget that very important and universal rule: suit the gift to his tastes.

Conclusion

Making retirees forget about everything about their age and the limitations that come with it must the premise behind your gift-giving decisions to these retirees. Once you find the perfect blend wherein you mix sports, leisure and fun, then rest assured that you have found the best gift possible for him.

If that cannot be achieved, then simply follow a rule that has stood the test of time: discover his interest, and give a gift related to that. In the end, it’s all about knowing what the person wants and giving it to him.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Finding The Perfect Retirement Gift

Every working man and woman loves to discuss with friends what they will do after they retire. Climb the Swiss Alps, go in an African Safari or hit that perfect stroke in the fairway. The list is endless, and it depends with each person.

But when they finally do hit retirement, a bittersweet feeling rather than an excited one will prevail. One may find the feeling of freedom in expense of a family in work that you have shared both sweet and tough times together. Questions will pop up if too much freedom is actually harmful, and if their old partners and coworkers would even talk to them again.

It is important that one gives an exceptional retirement gift to help them cope up with a new stage in life, which should be welcomed with open arms rather than doubt. A keepsake that helps the retiree remember what he/she has stood for or loved for the past three decades.

Steps

A crucial first step in finding the perfect retirement gift is to recognize what their personality traits and interests are. Finding out what ticks off or pleases the retiree is important as much as focusing on their interests.

For example, a person who loves hockey and relishes on eating desserts may be given a simple chiffon cake with icing that forms a hockey stick and puck. So to speak, it is best that when choosing a gift, ideas should be formed from a blend that represents the retiree’s persona and likes.

Second is that one should watch their budget. Finding a gift that is expensive isn’t necessary. For the childish retiree, something as simple as a Mickey Mouse watch will suffice; it also helps form smiles and laughter across the room. Videos that highlight a retiree’s favorite sports player in his/her most important moment, where the player either hits the game-winning shot in a basketball game or an unbelievable shot in the Masters is also a non-expensive and wonderful gift for the retiree.

For acquaintances in the company, an autograph book can be done. Each worker will put his/her signature with a heartfelt message or testimonial can help the retiree get some closure. If one day, the retiree is beginning to miss his/her job. He/she can skim through the autograph book and remember everything about in a few minutes.

Third, if one has pockets deep enough, fun and lighthearted pranks can be made. Funny retirement gags like a plaque commemorating the retirement, with inscriptions similar to the ones we see on buildings which speak about the “retiree’s inauguration”. One may even sprinkle holy water on the retiree for added affect. It is a general rule that anyone remembers a funny gag more than a thoughtful item, so pull one off in the party if you can.

Conclusion

Magazine subscriptions, funny pranks and personalized gifts are integral in giving the most meaningful retirement present. A little research (and maybe some stalking, haha) can help one find a gift that suits the retiree. If one can’t think of anything, but does know that the retiree loves a good laugh, go ahead and make up gags or create items like a stone slab, pretending to think that the retiree is dead or a purple wig to hide the balding head.

Whatever one can think of, make sure that it is something that the retiree will appreciate and remember for years to come.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Retirement Gifts For Your Boss

Boss retirement gifts are quite hard to come by because of several reasons: one is that there are not much bosses going around retiring (as compared to regular employees who amount to a lot), two is that a boss would most probably retire at a much later date because of the higher position and responsible laden job they have, and finally, because you have already retired way before your boss have (and got yourself a good retirement gift at that).

Still, if you are fortunate enough to experience a retirement event of a top dog of your company, be quite honored to witness such a rare occasion, and be quite anxious because of the relatively big pressure bestowed upon you and your colleagues.

To Thank

The most common reason why you would be presenting your boss a retirement gift is to thank him for the opportunity of working with him. In addition to this, thanking him for the different work policies which you have benefited from, the ups and downs of working with him and generally the whole working experience which made you exist today is a good thing to consider.

Normally, what can be done as part of the retirement gift for your boss is to have your company organize something big and grand like a party to commemorate your boss' achievements throughout his career. This is a good way to start the retirement proceedings as it would boost the morale of the outgoing boss and also uplifts and instills a festive mood for others not because of the retirement itself but because there is a party itself which everyone is enjoying.

Go Get Some Brownie Points

The reason why you are going to get your boss something for his retirement is not necessarily to suck up and hope to rub elbows with him to serve as a step on the corporate ladder. For one, your boss is already going to retire and that notion does not have any effect or bearing anymore on your current working position.

Though the topic is stated as getting on the good side of your boss, it is just to show him your good natured disposition that you have indeed experienced a fulfilling working environment while you were serving under him.

Also considering the idea of his influence of putting in a good word about you to those top dogs still operating your company, you may have a better shot if time calls for an opening in a higher position. Call it politics, but it is different in a way that you just want put a little reminder in the memory of those in the higher corporate hierarchy to remember your name.

Still, no amount of sucking up would justify a shot at a higher position. The actual performance and evaluation in work still serves as a basis for your possible promotion. Therefore, you got to be ready with a good and impressive record as well.

Need Not Be Extravagant

Boss retirement gifts need not be extravagant as to go out of your way and sacrifice what resources you may have just to impress your boss. As mentioned earlier, it may be a simple but well organized farewell party, complete with all the formalities and commemorative elements to further honor his participation in the company's existence.

After all, your primary objective in giving a retirement gift is to show some appreciation anyway.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Retirement Gifts For a Police Officer

Retirements gifts for a police officer may more difficult to plan than you think. Well, first of all, the police officer has already taken pride in his field of work, being recognized as an upholder of the law, engaging in apprehending the troublemakers, and having a fair share of action if they get really lucky (or unfortunately perhaps).

For a police officer who is about to formally end his active duty and leave the force, there is no better way to make the retiree proud by giving him recognition and acknowledgement for his loyalty and service. Furthermore, letting everyone else know of his significant participation in keeping the society safe is the icing on top of any retirement gifts that may be given to him. As for the itemized part of such a retirement gift for a police officer, there are several ideas which may help one out in planning for a surprise.

A Service Firearm Beyond Duty

Usually the safest bet to think about as a retirement gift would have to be anything that is near or related to what he had in his environment during active service. One such item would have to be a service firearm. Definitely, the old service pistol or rifle that was issued to the retiree police officer would have to be surrendered back to the precinct along with the badge and other police things.

Most probably, the retiree will be missing his service pistol and might want to have something as close to his heart beyond active duty. Make sure that the retiree has a permit to have a firearm in possession, which most likely is already acquired. In relation to this, a good box of bullets would be an added plus to a retirement gift. It would definitely be better if the bullets would be customized as to having the officer's name engraved on each bullet. Now, wouldn't that be lovely and radical?

If the retiring officer has a privately owned firearm, a good way to add up to the arsenal would be a holster, in full leather, and with some minor customization to it such as a personal tag for identification, or slips for extra bullets for reloading as well.

On The Lighter Side

For added fun or gag, one could give a gift with a twist. Instead of the usual real-deal firearm, one may give him a personalized airsoft gun or rifle and full battle gear. This would allow the retiree officer to have some fun and enjoyment engaging in non-lethal gunfights with other enthusiasts of airsoft.

Furthermore, the retiree officer would be able to have a knack and feel on letting loose a good barrage of pellets as bullets without having to worry much about the safety and lives of those who he plays with. He may casually just fire upon the "enemies" and get shot as well but without the blood and casualties which usually accompany these types of engagements had these been in the real setting.

Retirement gifts for a police officer may allow him to continue his passion of bearing the power and authority beyond his active duty, that without much complications of encountering bad elements in the society as a career. Remember, guns were the way to his heart for joining the force, let him continue enjoying them even afterwards.